Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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