; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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