we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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