hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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