And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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