Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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