ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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