Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I looked at my own cervix.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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