Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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