i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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