Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
