Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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