he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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