Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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