I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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