I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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