What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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