tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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