No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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