It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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