I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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