They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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