kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
i drank out of a bidet.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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