i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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