They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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