There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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