So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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