But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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