Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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