ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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