is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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