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• (205): View more from Alabama

  it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.

  (302): View more from Delaware

  You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.

  (865): View more from Tennessee

  They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.

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• (310): View more from California

  Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.

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• (760): View more from California

  He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.

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• (415): View more from California

  Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else

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