I faked an abortion last night.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize