? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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