somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Randomize
