the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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