Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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