I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Say something about gay babies.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Randomize
