Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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