finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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