Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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