Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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