Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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