I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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