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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I'll just stay a virgin forever then

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  You still have to go anyway

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  Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer

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  ... I'm KD

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• (858): View more from California

  Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.

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• (758): View more from St. Lucia-Carib

  He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.

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• (984): View more from North Carolina

  i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.

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  I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.

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