handjob tips. give me some.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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