Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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