ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I have fence marks all over my body
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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