Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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