Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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