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I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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