Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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