Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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