dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
you had me at cake vodka
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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