That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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