I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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