I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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